"last year i discovered that a sexy costume went
a long way to getting you donations. so this year i decided to forgo any kind of a theme and just go for something
really hot. as i was about to sit down on the bus, i smoothed my hand over the back of my skirt to make sure
it was lying flat under my butt...only it didn't even reach my butt! i ended up winning the prize for 'most provocative
costume - female'. i referred to it as the 'whore' prize."
